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:: Thursday, May 26, 2005 ::

Star Wars/Pants

B.A.'s Star Wars/Pants Page:

"So here are lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word 'Pants' for key words:" (which I lifted from an email, but tried to preserve for history).

Lots of other people have done this. There's one that already depantsed Episode I. And this guy has through Episode II (and interestingly uses two that I did).

And I'm not so sure if the substitution of the word "pants" is funnier if you think about "underpants" as this Brit suggested.

Here's the start of the new list for Episodes I through III that I came up with when my brother Terr suggested it:

Episode I
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/quotes

Anakin: I've heard the deep space pilots talk about pants. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Pants can be a very powerful ally

Senator Palpatine: There is no civility, only pants.

Watto: Republic pants are no good out here. I need something more real.

Jar-Jar: If me be returnin, the Pants will do terrible things to me! Tewwwwible things!

Episode II
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121765/quotes

Obi-Wan: Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud.

Jango Fett: Do you like your pants?
Obi-Wan: I look forward to seeing them in action.
Jango Fett: They'll do their job well. I'll guarantee that.

Yoda: Mmm. Lost pants, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

Episode III

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/quotes

Supreme Chancellor: I know what's been troubling you. Listen to me; only through pants can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi!

Terr also suggested changing the cheezy "No, it's because I love you" to "No, it's because I love pants." And maybe some Jar-Jar from Episode I "Meesa like pantsa."

More to come hopefully.

Later.

:: Matthew 6:08 PM [+]    ::
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