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I'm out like...

Good sayings from Vinnie - and some girl who IMed me - and five (!!) people who emailed me - and Rick (not White) (twice)

  1. I'm out like your mom in a beauty pagent..

  2. I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

  3. I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.

  4. I'm out like Willie Mays Hayes at third base.

  5. I'm out like you at first base.

  6. I'm out of hair like a bald man.

  7. I'm ghost like Patrick Swayze.

  8. I'm off like a prom dress.

  9. I'm 'bout to roll out like Chris. [As in Christopher Reeves]

  10. I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs.

  11. I'm out like handicapped parking at the Special Olympics.

  12. I'm out like a white guy in a jumping contest.

  13. I'm out like Janet Jackson's right nipple.

  14. I'm out like a midget in a dunk contest.

  15. I'm out like Helen Keller in a hide-and-go-seek contest.

Also suggested was "I'm gonna make like a priest and get the hell out of here." I like it, but figured it shouldn't make the official list. Not that this list is in anyway official or has standards, but it didn't seem to fit.

Got any others? Email them to me.