B.A.'s Leper Jokes Page

Q: What do you call a leper in a bath?
A: Stu.
Q: Did you hear about the leper cowboy?
A: He threw his leg over his horse
Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Q: Why did they stop the leper football game?
A: There was a handoff behind the line of scrimmage.
Q: Why did they stop the leper baseball game?
A: The pitcher threw his arm out and the left fielder dropped a ball.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."
Bonus (non-leper category): A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing only cellophane underwear. The psychiatrist turns to him, takes one look and says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
Bonus 2 (non-leper category): Q: What type of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies!