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Interesting items from selected AIM profiles.

So I get a few hits everyonce in a while through Google with people looking for funny AIM profiles,
well good luck because they're not really here - but I did update them September 2003

Lorene

- She can keep her spot, it's funny

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk....

  • Indubitably
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk....

  • Specificity
  • Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Loquacious
  • Transubstantiate

Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk....

  • Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
  • Nope, no more booze for me.
  • Sorry, but you're not really my type.
  • Oh, no, I just couldn't.
  • No one wants to hear me sing.

Something from Lorene's cousin:

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy

But I'm going to add this one (which I'm not sure is correct): My mom always gets made at me when I talk about her food, but it really does taste like shit.

Submitted by Fuzzy from Lil:

- stays based on randomness Are you vagina friendly?

Fuzzy's away message during the thick of the battle

1 Axe: $20
1 Shovel: free - my roommate has one in this closet
8 Body Bags: $240
3 Psychologists' Testimony: $750,000
OJs Dream Team: $5,000,000
Not having to deal with the morons in my senior design group: priceless :-)

A smattering of Terr's profile

Q: Hey Nellie, what's good today?
A: No ting, all is crap, have chicken patty.
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kinderkerknickknacks

John Candy: "I sent you to Cleveland."
Raymond Burr: "I should kill you just for that."

Aqueenan1: On a school night? On Ash Wednesday? Being cool must mean being in the library!!

Palms up!!!

"the good old blues vagina brother's boys band from Chicago" - Dan-O

"Basically, what I am wanting is three balls."
- Professor Billah

"If you can't give something from the heart, the next best thing is to give something from the crotch."
- Maddox

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Estrogen  |            /
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                 Chocolate

"I believe there is no greater crime against humanity than weak coffee." - Dave Letterman

New Jersey: The No Spooning State.

"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."

Words of advice from father: When you drive home drunk don't forget to have a pen and a book of matches with you so you can write down where you parked.

"My trousers have descended."

2003 - The year of results.

Palms up!!!