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:: Tuesday, June 29, 2004 ::

F OPEC
DRIVECLEAN.CA.GOV - Home

Looks pretty cool.

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Pretty damn funny
Baseball Musings: Games of the Day:

"CC 'Milliliter' Sabathia"

One of the best nicknames I've ever heard.

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:: Monday, June 28, 2004 ::

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical: Just laughin' and scratchin' here boss ..
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical: Just laughin' and scratchin' here boss ..

Man, that's great.

Fucktards.

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:: Friday, June 18, 2004 ::

So you each have been here over 2,000 times.
eXTReMe Tracking - Internet:

"Unique Visitors 4004"

Now, if I only wrote as scathingly as Duffman, I'd really be somewhere.

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weather.com - Anguilla
weather.com - Local Travel Page:

"Today
Jun 18 Partly Cloudy 88/79
Sat
Jun 19 Partly Cloudy 87/79
Sun
Jun 20 Partly Cloudy 88/79
Mon
Jun 21 Partly Cloudy 88/79
Tue
Jun 22 Partly Cloudy 89/80
Wed
Jun 23 Partly Cloudy 88/79
Thu
Jun 24 Partly Cloudy 88/79
Fri
Jun 25 Mostly Sunny 88/79
Sat
Jun 26 Scattered Showers 88/79
Sun
Jun 27 Partly Cloudy 88/80"

Looks like it's going to be cold on Saturday.

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:: Wednesday, June 16, 2004 ::

James Lileks
James Lileks: Remotes are getting out of control:

"This is nothing new. My parents had a big Zenith that contained, for some reason, a telephone. You could dial a number using the remote and speak through the TV - or, more accurately, shout through the TV, since it was always several feet away. Who would buy such a thing? Men. Men instantly understood in 1979 what this meant: you could order a pizza without getting up for the phone."

I like reading his Bleats, but the columns (free reg. reqd.) are great. Tells a story like Patrick McManus (a funnier version of Dave Barry).

And for those literati out there, I suggest this Dahl book.

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Aaron Karo
AaronKaro.com - RUMINATIONS Issue #25:

"...I need all the bills in my wallet arranged facing the same way and in denomination order at all times..."

Join the club. This is also Aaron Karo's last Ruminations column for a while.

Fuck me.

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Canada, eh?
Google Search: "ultimate dodgeball" crack:

"The UberPlexer... Ultimate Dodgeball Crack The UberPlexer Before remembering about this post, the yahoo search for 'ultimate dodgeball crack' was a little worrisome. Later. ... "

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:: Tuesday, June 15, 2004 ::

Czech Republic
Seznam: vyhledavani vyrazu crack avg 7.250

International, baby! And I still have no idea what this search is looking for.

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:: Monday, June 14, 2004 ::

Randomly decided to check the tracker
eXTReMe Tracking - Hobbies:

"Unique Visitors: 1999"

I usually don't check this, but I thought it was interesting that I showed up at 1,999 unique visitors.

Who's going to be lucky number 2,000?

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Schmies Vocabulary Test
Schmies Vocabulary Test

Damn hard. I got 151/200.

Here's what I missed:

8. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
10. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
11. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
12. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
15. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
18. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
40. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
42. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
51. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
52. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
57. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
58. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
74. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
75. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
88. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
90. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
97. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
99. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
100. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
101. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
103. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
104. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
106. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
107. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
115. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
116. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
134. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
135. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
142. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
144. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
152. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
153. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
155. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
156. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
157. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
159. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
163. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
169. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
171. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
172. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
174. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
175. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
183. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
185. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
186. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite
187. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
194. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
197. opposite ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is same
199. same ... INCORRECT... the correct answer is opposite

The problem is that I couldn't go back and see which ones I had picked, and on which ones I had marked "Wild Guess."

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All-Star Ballot summary
Major League Baseball : News:

Close race #1
1. Jeter, D. Yankees 488,815
2. Garciaparra, N. Red Sox 479,814

Close race #2
3. Damon, J. Red Sox 420,939
4. Sheffield, G. Yankees 419,289

So let's get on that voting (for the Yankees, of course).

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:: Matthew 6:17 PM [+] (0) comments ::
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.lt?
Google paieska: AVG 7.250 crack

OK, where the hell is .lt?

Got it: Lithuania

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Red Sox Really Suck
Red Sox Themed Apparel. Red Sox Nation T-Shirt | CafePress

It just gets worse and worse.

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SOX SUX
SOX STUFF:

"Around Town I notice people wearing Red Sox gear everyday."

That's said as if it's a good thing. I've been paying attention to how many Red Sox hats I see each day. In the past two weeks, I've seen at least one each day. Fucking terrible.

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:: Friday, June 11, 2004 ::

Don't cry for me
B?squeda en Google: avg 7.250 crack

What the hell are people searching for when they look for "avg 7.250 crack?"

I've gotten quite a few in recent weeks from similar searches.

It's all a big conspiracy.

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19/20
VoteBook Citizenship Test

The above is my score over two times taking this test. Who knows who the mayor of Durham is? Me, now - but not then.

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:: Wednesday, June 09, 2004 ::

Republicans say the darndest things
DCCC

I'll sign up for the Survivor access later, but you might appreciate Tom Delay's gaffes, such as, "It's never been proven that air toxics (sic) are hazardous to people."

Thanks to Colleen.

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Turkey?
Google'da Ara: avg 7.250 crack

Quite the international blog.

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Vive Nick the Stick!
Baseball Prospectus | Articles | Prospectus Triple Play: Cleveland Indians, Montreal Expos, Seattle Mariners:

"The Stick: The author's always been one of the greatest Nick Johnson stalwarts, though he admits that Johnson lives up to his moniker in both ability and fragility..... If someone wants to argue that Johnson can't be productive because he can't stay healthy, they may have a point, but anyone seriously arguing that Johnson isn't a superstar talent might as well be talking about sports astrology."

Man, oh man, do I love Nick.

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ESPN.com - MLB - MLB Beane Count
ESPN.com - MLB - MLB Beane Count:

1. NY Yankees
2. Boston

Look who's taken over the Beane Count standings.

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Referrer Logs
eXTReMe Tracking - Internet:

Odd that two different search engines (yahoo, google), from two different countries (Japan, Italy), searching for two totally different things (hounds, Windows updates plus something in italian), came up w/ the UberPlexer post about All Too Flat's Westminster Kennel Club betting.

Yahoo!JP - Ibizan Hound HP

Cerca con Google: windows update patch corgo

And for the record, the last statement ("I'll post how I did shortly after the competition.") still isn't true on the All Too Flat page.

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:: Monday, June 07, 2004 ::

Nomah sucks ass
In filling out my Yankee-heavy all-star ballot, I noticed Nomar got shafted on the video. No worries there.

List on the ballot

R. Aurilia, SEA
N. Garciaparra, BOS
J. Lugo, TB
C. Woodward, TOR
A. Berroa, KC
C. Guillen, DET
M. Tejada, BAL
M. Young, TEX
B. Crosby, OAK
C. Guzman, MIN
J. Valentin, CWS
D. Eckstein, ANA
D. Jeter, NYY
O. Vizquel, CLE

List on the video

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