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:: Sunday, November 30, 2003 ::

tonypierce.com + busblog

tonypierce.com + busblog: "i was a man who was about to put his head in a pillow and cry over a baseball game "

Excellent reading about Tony Pierce's baseball obsession. I understand this dude. I'm just getting to the time when the Cubs lose to the Marlins, and I feel very bad for him.

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It will have to be a Northern Jersey Blog page

Sheila Astray's Redheaded Ramblings: Random Facts About Me: "I lived in Hoboken
Now I live in Weehawken"

Weehawken?!? D'oh.

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:: Matthew 1:41 PM [+]   ::
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A woman who knows how to drink.

Sheila Astray's Redheaded Ramblings: Random Facts About Me: "I love Guinness and I love scotch."

So the Hoboken thing is interesting. I'll need to find a few more before putting this together.

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Add the PATH

nyc bloggers

Just another example of Hoboken being just off of the beaten path.

I'm going to start Hoboken Bloggers page.

Fuzzy, Colleen, Me. That's three so far. And only two are readable.

And here's some more: Sheila Astray's Redheaded Ramblings, Steve Silver.

Check out this post regarding Hoboken bloggers.

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:: Matthew 1:33 PM [+]   ::
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Tony Pierce's Links

tonypierce.com + links + november + paris hilton sex tape free

Wow, this is totally cool. Excellent idea.

I like that "Paris Hilton Sex Tape Free" is in the title.

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:: Matthew 1:11 PM [+]   ::
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Titles, of which this is one

So I finally figured out how to put the titles in, which is nice.

Of course a lot of them are ridiculous. They have the same title as the link, so the wording is repeated.

So from now on I'll try to be more title-conscious.

Lots of good stuff to be found at the Blogger Knowledge Base. Who knew?

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:: Matthew 12:32 PM [+]   ::
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Archives

As you'll notice to the left,

<<---

I finally got the archives set. Now you can go and see all the broken links, etc.

Now let's see if I can get the title bar working.

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:: Matthew 12:21 PM [+]   ::
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AOL Search: Results for "dave letterman / Alcoholism"

AOL Search: Results for "dave letterman / Alcoholism"

Looking through referrer logs I found that I'm number one on aolsearch.aol.com for Dave Letterman + Alcoholism.

Wrote some stuff about Letterman. And alcoholism came from a chugbard entry.

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:: Matthew 11:51 AM [+]   ::
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MSN Member Directory - Public Profile

MSN Member Directory - Public Profile

I think it's funny that I get a lot of references from this old profile.

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:: Matthew 11:43 AM [+]   ::
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:: Saturday, November 29, 2003 ::
Upperdecker's Softball

Upperdecker's Softball

Check out the roster.

Bucky Carroll, out.

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:: Matthew 11:58 PM [+]   ::
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number20.weblogs.com : you're all talk archives

number20.weblogs.com : you're all talk archives: "“I've seen success as the drug of choice. I've seen great minds and prolific imaginations disappear up their own ass, strung out on their own self-importance. I am one of them.”
--Bono addressing Harvard University’s graduating class of 2001 (and Al Gore) on Thursday, June 6 "

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Google Search: bono illegal drugs u2

Google Search: bono illegal drugs u2

OK, can't find anything (see below). But if anyone finds anything, let me know.

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:: Matthew 4:31 PM [+]   ::
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AmIAnnoying.com

AmIAnnoying.com - Bono

Got the "admits to using illegal drugs?"

Compared to most, you don't really hear much about Bono in that respect. Let's check Google.

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AmIAnnoying.com: Blender Magazine's 22 Greatest Voices [MTV2]

AmIAnnoying.com: Blender Magazine's 22 Greatest Voices [MTV2]

Crazy disparity in vote vs. list ranking.

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:: Matthew 4:25 PM [+]   ::
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Pass the Pigs

Pass the Pigs

Good stuff.

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B.A.'s Pictures Page

B.A.'s Pictures Page

Well I got through the College Pictures section so far. More to come.

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:: Matthew 3:36 PM [+]   ::
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Google Search: raymond burr "I sent you to cleveland"

Google Search: raymond burr "I sent you to cleveland"

I was trying to remember this line for the Cleveland Pictures Page.

Found some interesting Google results.

Guess it's more obscuroid than I thought.

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:: Matthew 1:45 PM [+]   ::
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:: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 ::
Joke

Via Vinnie:

So a guy's walking his dog down the street and sees his buddy. As they stop to talk, the dog sits and starts licking his nuts. The buddy says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The guy says, "Don't you think you should pet him first?"

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:: Matthew 5:13 PM [+]   ::
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Yahoo! News - Brother Bush a babe magnet

Yahoo! News - Brother Bush a babe magnet: "paid Bush $2 million in stock over five years - even though Bush admitted he knows zip about semiconductors. "

That quote is the most disturbing part.

Thanks to Fuzzy.

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:: Matthew 5:04 PM [+]   ::
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:: Tuesday, November 25, 2003 ::
Fun With Words: Word Oddities

Fun With Words: Word Oddities: "Aftercataracts and tesseradecades, each fourteen letters long, are the longest words that can be typed using only those letters normally typed with the left hand. Twelve letter words with this property include aftereffects, desegregated, desegregates, reasseverate, reverberated, reverberates, and stewardesses."

I always thought it was only "stewardesses." Man, that's fun: stewardesses, stewardesses, stewardesses. Aftercataracts, tesseradecades. Yum.

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:: Matthew 10:38 PM [+]   ::
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To compensate for the lack of posts

US Presidents and baseball.

Tony Pierce's Busblog - so cool.

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:: Matthew 7:43 PM [+]   ::
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:: Monday, November 24, 2003 ::

Katie's take on a blind date:

Guava421: I just hope he won’t try to impress with superficial knowledge. That’s my luck. I’ll be stuck, pinned down between the table and the wall like I’m in some sort of jail cell with some guy that will try to quote Dostoevsky to me. Of course he'll only quote from the first 20 pgs because that’s as for as he read. Same for the rest of the books he'll try to use. Maybe if I’m lucky he won't throw in a Moby Dick reference, though I’m never that lucky. Then he'll pull out his passport and try to impress me with how worldly he is and all the “truly fascinating" places he's been and all the "incredibly amazing" people he's met, but its all bull because he just breezed through those places, only conversing with other tourists who want to be "so immersed in the native culture" yet still seem to eat all of their meals at a McDonalds. And the sole purpose for his taking pictures is to bring them home and show chicks. He'll then probably bring up some underground musician, possibly a Jeff Buckley type, and proceed to tell me how deep his lyrics are and how no one can truly understand Jeff’s angst but him, because he's über sensitive. And of course the only reason for all of this is to get me back to his place. He’ll try to be all smooth and then fuck up with some shitty line like "let's go back to my place, drink some wine and get it on " whereupon my reply will be "do you think anything you've said tonight has been the least bit original instead of completely transparent? You are a boy, and an unintelligent one at that. No I do not want to listen to you poorly quote Tolstoy, or see your godforsaken passport, no I don’t want to listen to you talk about Jeff, and I certainly do not want to go back to your place, listen to Marvin Gaye and or touch you. Thanks for trying though, but next time don't assume that I’m a moron, or that I haven't been out with ‘you’ a million times already, perhaps not you ‘you’, but the thousand other ‘yous’ that think they are clever, but really us girls are all over what you're trying to get away with." That’s my luck, Matt.

Man, that still cracks me up.

And so after Katie's worst case scenario, the actual date was worse. She was told, "You have a lot of opinions... for a girl." How much does that suck?

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:: Matthew 3:27 PM [+]   ::
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Same as the roomie

Water
You are water. You're not really organic; you're
neither acidic nor basic, yet you're an acid
and a base at the same time. You're strong
willed and opinionated, but relaxed and ready
to flow. So while you often seem worthless,
without you, everything would just not work.
People should definitely drink more of you
every day.


Which Biological Molecule Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Same as the roommate.

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:: Matthew 2:48 PM [+]   ::
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Humorous Sayings Set 15

Also check out...

the Windows XP New Jersey Edition section. A little overbearing on the fake mafia speak, but good nonetheless.

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:: Matthew 2:38 PM [+]   ::
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Humorous Sayings Set 15

Long Island driving.

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Liberty Mechanical Contractors, Inc. - index.htm

Liberty Mechanical Contractors, Inc. - index.htm

Different people have different ideas on "News." Go to the home page and I'll be you're visitor number 74.

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:: Matthew 1:53 PM [+]   ::
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:: Saturday, November 22, 2003 ::
Updating aljfkds.com

Alrighty, I've been slowly updating aljfkds.com, made a couple notes here and there, fixed some broken links.

Two major things need to be finished:

1. Figure out how the UberPlexer archives work. I know they're there, but it just never seems to be working correctly. Anyone have any ideas (I'm using blogger). Oh, and I'd like to show the titles of the posts.

2. Fix the the pictures. Ugh - this should be done around 2010.

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:: Matthew 10:49 PM [+]   ::
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keys1

Keyboard Layouts

Standard (Sholes) vs. Dvorak (DSK) keyboard layouts.

The three points in Section B: Evidence from the Ergonics Literature is probably the best part.

And Standard (Sholes) wins big.

2,800 vs. 469. Googlefights settle everything.

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:: Matthew 7:08 PM [+]   ::
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Mistyping

I find that I often mistype the phrase "... you too."

And it comes out as "... you tool."

Which is much funnier.

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:: Matthew 6:10 PM [+]   ::
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The People's Cam

The People's Cam

So damn strange.

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:: Matthew 5:28 PM [+]   ::
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Chiao Cheng

Bud Light Real Men of Genius

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:: Matthew 3:21 PM [+]   ::
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The New Yorker: Fact

The New Yorker: Angell baseball article, 2003

Been meaning to read this, don't know if I linked to it before.

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Mindless Crap Babble - Proving that the things you say will come back to haunt you.

Mindless Crap Babble - Proving that the things you say will come back to haunt you.

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:: Matthew 3:17 PM [+]   ::
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:: Friday, November 21, 2003 ::
Futility Infielder • WALL OF FAME

Futility Infielder • WALL OF FAME: "IF TONY SUCK DIDN'T EXIST, somebody — Ring Lardner, James Thurber, Bill Veeck, or another great spinner of baseball yarns — would have invented him. But the evidence is incontrovertable: Charles Anthony Suck, born June 11, 1858 in Chicago, IL, is listed on Baseball-Reference.com, CNN/SI, ESPN, Baseball-Almanac.com, Total Baseball, the MacMillan Baseball Encyclopedia, and every other reputable source of 19th century baseball statistics. "

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:: Matthew 5:43 PM [+]   ::
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Chemistry : Periodic Table : plutonium : key information

Chemistry : Periodic Table : plutonium : key information

So at first I thought that Pu was kind of funny in the stinky sort of way. But now realizing that it's plutonium put a whole different spin on it.

"By far of greatest importance is the isotope 239Pu, which has a half-life of more than 20000 years."

Oh man, I'll be here forever.

Thanks to West 116th Street, another link on The Periodic Table of Bloggers for the idea to look up the element.

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:: Matthew 2:20 PM [+]   ::
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ESPN.com - MLB - Offseason calendar

ESPN.com - MLB - Offseason calendar

I will check this every day, enjoying that we're one day closer to April 5th.

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:: Matthew 2:17 PM [+]   ::
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How to Be a Ninja

Heh heh.

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:: Matthew 12:42 PM [+]   ::
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Scrolling through The UberPlexer, just seeing what I've written, I ran into the original Period Table of Bloggers link.

Tuesday, November 11, 2003 reads, "Check out the Green Section."

I love baseball. And it has always been a long, cold winter after the WS is over. Thank goodness for the blogosphere.

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:: Matthew 11:29 AM [+]   ::
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Here goes the theory

And here goes the theory that only three other people read this damn thing. What pressure!

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:: Matthew 11:14 AM [+]   ::
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Very cool

Well, many thanks to The Humbug Journal for linking to the UberPlexer on his Periodic Table of Bloggers. Though I'm not sure if the chemical initials are supposed to be funny or not. Certainly enjoying the Obscuroid Series slot.

Though in reference to the bard's Instapundit situation, I'm going to link to a screen shot of it, but not put it up until later.

I've been checking out the page because of the baseball links - thanks for putting up all the great ones that I've been missing.

That's enough for the moment, I at least wanted to put up something other than "fuck Sosa."

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:: Matthew 11:04 AM [+]   ::
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:: Thursday, November 20, 2003 ::
Sosa Says Pujols Deserved MVP More

Sosa Says Pujols Deserved MVP More

I think Sosa said this b/c he's the same type of player as Pujols and wants and MVP award. Fuck him.

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:: Matthew 12:20 PM [+]   ::
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:: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 ::
The Late Show Transcript

The Late Show Transcript

Dave Letterman's first show after September 11th.

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:: Matthew 6:23 PM [+]   ::
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Dave Letterman:

First Top Ten List
September 18, 1985
Top Ten things that almost rhyme with peas.
10. Heats
9. Rice
8. Moss
7. Ties
6. Needs
5. Lens
4. Ice
3. Nurse
2. Leaks
1. Meats

September 17, 2001
Top Ten Things That Almost Rhyme With Hat
10. Ham
9. Hats
8. Lap
7. Meat
6. Snatch
5. Pabst
4. Cyber-Sex Chat
3. Late Show Stagehand Pat Farmer
2. Matt Lauer
1. Ass

Hats and Hat, very suspect.

Also just found out that September 17, 2001 was his first show back after September 11th. Maybe it has something to do with a fresh beginning?

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:: Matthew 5:30 PM [+]   ::
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:: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 ::
Casino Guide -- pilarski

Casino Guide -- pilarski: "Dear Mark, What is the most played number on a roulette wheel? Brian P. Internet
Ask a majority of roulette dealers and they will tell you the number 17, followed by the zeros. (0, 00) Foremost reason for 17: It sits right in the middle of the layout and everyone can reach it. Watch movies on gambling and another number emerges. In three movies where roulette plays an intricate part, Casablanca, the Sting, and Lost in America, the only number depicted was 22."

Vinnie and I will crack roulette damnit.

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:: Matthew 2:08 PM [+]   ::
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Sediment Sampling

Sediment Sampling

More on the shovel technique.

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:: Matthew 1:24 PM [+]   ::
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May 25th

May 25th: "Mike and his superior shovel technique"

Yeah, so I found that I wasn't so good at shoveling yesterday, as much as I wanted to be. The subcontractors could clearly dig faster and better than me. And it wasn't a muscle thing, they just approached it better. Glad to hear that there is such thing as "shovel technique."

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:: Matthew 12:44 PM [+]   ::
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CBS | The Late Show with David Letterman : Monologue

CBS | The Late Show with David Letterman : Monologue

Wow.

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:: Matthew 12:24 PM [+]   ::
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UrbanDictionary.com/chugbard

UrbanDictionary.com/chugbard: "1. A person who can recite Shakespeare perfectly, but ONLY when he is drunk.
2. A person who is more articulate and intelligent when he is drunk than when he is sober.
3. One of those rare individuals who actually becomes a better person thanks to alcoholism. "

Pretty damn funny.

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:: Matthew 12:17 PM [+]   ::
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UrbanDictionary.com/fo' shizzle my nizzle

UrbanDictionary.com/fo' shizzle my nizzle: "'fo shizzle ma nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo' sheezy mah neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure mah nigga' which is a bastdardization of 'I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother' "

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:: Matthew 12:10 PM [+]   ::
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CBC News: Apple-shaped older women more likely to die from breast cancer

CBC News: Apple-shaped older women more likely to die from breast cancer

Does this also apply to apple-bottomed women? I think Nelly might need to hear about this.

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:: Matthew 12:09 PM [+]   ::
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Clear to Land, but Dodging East River Flotsam

Clear to Land, but Dodging East River Flotsam

Nice. Later.
:: Matthew 10:53 AM [+]   ::
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:: Monday, November 17, 2003 ::
Welcome to HydroGlobe: Water Technology for the Future

Welcome to HydroGlobe: Water Technology for the Future

Stevens environmental work.

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:: Matthew 11:43 PM [+]   ::
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MSN Member Directory - Public Profile

MSN Member Directory - Public Profile

Hmmm... I don't know about this personal website at the bottom.

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:: Matthew 8:25 PM [+]   ::
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MSN Member Directory - Public Profile

MSN Member Directory - Public Profile

Hobbies and Interests: "i want to be a pirate but if that doesnt work i want to be a CIA agent or history teacher.(sic)"

Me too.

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:: Matthew 8:22 PM [+]   ::
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The Flying Geese Concept

The Flying Geese Concept

Wow. Taking this whole concept to a new level.

I love Google.

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:: Matthew 8:20 PM [+]   ::
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Formation Flying makes Migration Less of a Drag, Alaska Science Forum

Formation Flying makes Migration Less of a Drag, Alaska Science Forum

So does this article actually share anything? Just seems to reiterate the one linked to below. But does change "Papa Duck" to "father goose." Also makes the Science parts a little more confusing. Plagarism!

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:: Matthew 8:18 PM [+]   ::
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Why Birds Fly in Vees, Alaska Science Forum

Why Birds Fly in Vees, Alaska Science Forum

More on the post below. But a little more in depth.

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:: Matthew 8:16 PM [+]   ::
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Shrub-Steppe Series: What About Canada Geese?

Shrub-Steppe Series: What About Canada Geese?

So me and my subcontractor were discussing why geese flew in a v-formation. And there's the answer.

"Flying in a "v" reduces air resistance, allowing geese to fly farther in formation than they could individually."

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:: Matthew 7:57 PM [+]   ::
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:: Friday, November 14, 2003 ::
CNN.com - Wheaton College lifts 143-year dance ban - Nov. 14, 2003

CNN.com - Wheaton College lifts 143-year dance ban - Nov. 14, 2003

I have no idea why Samantha sent this to me.

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:: Matthew 4:17 PM [+]   ::
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the raindrops

the raindrops

Still checking it out, but check out the McCarver quote in the second paragraph.

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:: Matthew 1:45 PM [+]   ::
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For whatever, I've been tracking hits on aljfkds.com's homepage for a while now.

Proud to announce that I've had over 1,000 unique visitors (including reloads), not much, but pretty damn happy.

I suggest everyone (that's both of you now) to go to my homepage first, before the blog so I can get over a 1,000 legitimate hits.

Or, don't b/c I rarely check the counter now that Duffman just makes me look like a pittance. But check out his website nonetheless, it rocks.

A real long time ago I did some regression analysis on the number of visitors, I'd revisit it, but then, I don't really know where the hell my archives are anyways. But it would be interesting to see. I think I've hit a plateau.

So thanks to both of you, loyal readers.

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:: Matthew 1:30 PM [+]   ::
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BLOGGER - Knowledge Base

BLOGGER - Knowledge Base:

The Onion sparking debate all over the place.

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:: Matthew 1:24 PM [+]   ::
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Bathroom Readers Press - Throne Room

Bathroomm Readers Press - Throne Room

Some items from John Scalzi's new Book of Dumb.

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:: Matthew 8:28 AM [+]   ::
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:: Thursday, November 13, 2003 ::
Guardian Unlimited | Life | Too good to be true

Guardian Unlimited | Life | Too good to be true

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:: Matthew 6:35 PM [+]   ::
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:: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 ::
Trojan Games

Trojan Games

No Paris, but yikes.

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:: Matthew 9:19 PM [+]   ::
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CNN.com - Senate readies all-nighter - Nov. 12, 2003

CNN.com - Senate readies all-nighter - Nov. 12, 2003

It's like the night before a college exam.

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:: Matthew 4:35 PM [+]   ::
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:: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 ::

Periodic Table of Bloggers

Check out the Green Section.

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:: Matthew 4:45 PM [+]   ::
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Popular Science | Best of What's New 2003

Popular Science | Best of What's New 2003

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(8) What Should We Eat?

(8) What Should We Eat?

This was no good to read while chowing down on a papa rellena and large chicken soup from La Isla. Especially after my McD's dinner last night.

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:: Matthew 1:38 PM [+]   ::
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The New York Times: Science Text Version

The New York Times: Science Text Version

Here's a better listing of the 25 questions. #12 seems interesting.

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:: Matthew 10:47 AM [+]   ::
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(1) Does Science Matter?

(1) Does Science Matter?

First of 25 science-related questions in the NYTimes.

Should be pretty damn cool.

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:: Matthew 10:01 AM [+]   ::
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:: Monday, November 10, 2003 ::
WHATEVER: A Scalzi Christmas: My Donation Thing

WHATEVER: A Scalzi Christmas: My Donation Thing

I like John Scalzi a lot. This is one more reason.

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:: Matthew 3:29 PM [+]   ::
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:: Thursday, November 06, 2003 ::
Amazon.com: Kitchen & Housewares: Ronco FD5 Food Dehydrator, Yogurt Maker and Beef Jerky Machine

Ronco FD5 Food Dehydrator, Yogurt Maker and Beef Jerky Machine

My roommate finds the coolest stuff.

sdkfjla: My god! What will they think of next?
Megus3680: one that can make toast, and look sexy in victoria secrets, then we'd have otherselves an appliance

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:: Matthew 4:48 PM [+]   ::
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:: Wednesday, November 05, 2003 ::
Result for the fight between googlefight and googlewhack

Result for the fight between googlefight and googlewhack

Googlefight: 28,200 hits
Googlewhack: 8,640 hits

Fair enough. And enough of Googlefight for the night.

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:: Matthew 8:00 PM [+]   ::
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Result for the fight between Keyword #1 and Keyword #2

Result for the fight between Keyword #1 and Keyword #2

On their default values, Keyword #1 wins!

Keyword #1: 9,950,000 hits
Keyword #2: 8,340,000 hits

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:: Matthew 7:57 PM [+]   ::
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Result for the fight between matt thinks he is tough and matt knows he is tough

Result for the fight between matt thinks he is tough and matt knows he is tough

Damn right!

Matt thinks he is tough: 42,000 hits
Matt knows he is tough: 71,200 hits

Slight disclaimer: Note the lack of quotation marks. With quotation marks got no hits on either. Oh well, I'll present information as I see fit.

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:: Matthew 7:17 PM [+]   ::
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Result for the fight between mac donalds and burger king

Result for the fight between mac donalds and burger king

Mac Donalds: 17,600 hits
Burger King: 454,000 hits

So compare their listed fight above, in "The Classics," with the correct spelling of McDonalds, below:

Result for the fight between mcdonalds and burger king

McDonalds: 556,000 hits
Burger King: 454,000 hits

Big difference. Me thinks someone at Googlefight likes the Whopper a bit too much.

But, don't worry Big Mac wins big:

Result for the fight between "big mac" and whopper

"Big Mac": 134,000 hits
Whopper: 87,000 hits

More googlefighting!

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:: Matthew 7:13 PM [+]   ::
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Result for the fight between "matt is a tough guy" and "matt is a badass"

Result for the fight between "matt is a tough guy" and "matt is a badass"

Well, we all know now:

"Matt is a tough guy": 0 hits
"Matt is a badass": 24 hits

Oh yeah.

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:: Matthew 7:04 PM [+]   ::
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Result for the fight between "hate tim mccarver" and "love tim mccarver"

Result for the fight between "hate tim mccarver" and "love tim mccarver"

From Googlefight, arbiter of all things:

Hate Tim McCarver: 60 hits
Love Tim McCarver: 0 hits

Seems about right.

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:: Matthew 7:00 PM [+]   ::
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WHATEVER: Bragging

WHATEVER: Bragging

Check out the comment from Nance regarding a child's thoughts before being able to communicate them through speaking. Craziness. I just thought they were babbling shit-machines.

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:: Matthew 4:50 PM [+]   ::
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Stone: Worst Album Covers Ever

Stone: Worst Album Covers Ever

Funny. Later.
:: Matthew 4:38 PM [+]   ::
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Stevens gets money for peroxide research

Stevens gets money for peroxide research

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:: Matthew 12:39 PM [+]   ::
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North Coast

North Coast

Sunday, August 31, 2003 entry. Hates the Yankees, hates Tim more. So he's probably an asshole, with some redeeming qualities.

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:: Matthew 10:10 AM [+]   ::
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Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees - Game One - Live Thread

Boston Red Sox vs New York Yankees - Game One - Live Thread

A conservative page with Red Sox fans. Oy! But search for Tim McCarver and you find they might have some good thoughts.

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:: Matthew 10:04 AM [+]   ::
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A Small Victory: the red sox are satan's playthings

A Small Victory: the red sox are satan's playthings

So it looks like a Red Sox page - and even those annoying little twits don't like Tim McCarver. Check out the UPDATE.

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:: Matthew 10:01 AM [+]   ::
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MassLive.com: This is The Life

MassLive.com: This is The Life

I really, really don't like Tim McCarver. Note how hard it is to even quote him correctly. It's because he never makes any damn sense!

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:: Matthew 10:00 AM [+]   ::
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SardonicViews

SardonicViews

Oh how I hate Timmy-boy. Check out the last paragraph.

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:: Matthew 9:58 AM [+]   ::
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The I Hate Tim McCarver Home Page

The I Hate Tim McCarver Home Page

Also, this page was moved and is better than ever. Need to update links on aljfkds.

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:: Matthew 9:55 AM [+]   ::
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The Phoenix Online - World Series? Yeah, right.

The Phoenix Online - World Series? Yeah, right.

Granted this is from 2002, but check out point number 4.

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:: Matthew 9:55 AM [+]   ::
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:: Tuesday, November 04, 2003 ::
Katie opines

Guava421: and i am dirty in a freak way and am totally okay wtih that
sdkfjla: Oh.
sdkfjla: Seems like a good pickup line. "Are you dirty?"
Guava421: haha, yu can see how they take it
sdkfjla: B/c if you get one to say yes, and you're not getting STD connotations, it could be a good night.
Guava421: yes it could be
sdkfjla: Um, are you dirty?
Guava421: if you mean do i like illicit sex involving food toys and rope then yes
sdkfjla: Excellent. That could be the best response to the aforementioned pick up line.

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:: Matthew 6:28 PM [+]   ::
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fuck yoga

..::{ fuck yoga™ : buy }::..

In case I ever get completely pissed off at HCI.

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:: Matthew 9:38 AM [+]   ::
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:: Monday, November 03, 2003 ::
Drug Rebound Headaches

Drug Rebound Headaches

Wacky. Later.
:: Matthew 2:35 PM [+]   ::
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Jason Salavon - Every Playboy Centerfold, The Decades

Jason Salavon - Every Playboy Centerfold, The Decades
:: Matthew 2:31 PM [+]   ::
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Haunted Houses, Ghost Towns, Haunted Hotels, Ghosts at HauntedHouses.com

Haunted Houses, Ghost Towns, Haunted Hotels, Ghosts at HauntedHouses.com

Later.
:: Matthew 2:19 PM [+]   ::
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Hey Mr. VJ



:: Matthew 12:37 PM [+]   ::
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