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:: Saturday, September 27, 2003 ::

Somethings don't make sense.

Yeah, so this doesn't make too much sense, but... Dick!

More stuff here. Again from Katie "The Miracle" Mericle. And this too.

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:: Matthew 2:57 PM [+]    ::
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Haiku

Katie suggested the following haiku as my mantra:

Sweet wonderful beer
Bestow on me your muscles
Leave goggles at home

For other good haikus, go over to All Too Flat. Very funny. Number 7 is great.

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:: Matthew 2:12 PM [+]    ::
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FINANCIAL DOMINATION - w4m

FINANCIAL DOMINATION.

Hmmmm..... sounds like it just might be a scam.


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:: Matthew 10:53 PM [+]    ::
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shelleyness: Newlyweds recap archive

shelleyness: Newlyweds recap archive

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:: Matthew 12:56 PM [+]    ::
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The Onion | Idaville Detective 'Encyclopedia' Brown Found Dead In Library Dumpster

The Onion | Idaville Detective 'Encyclopedia' Brown Found Dead In Library Dumpster.

Nice.

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:: Matthew 10:01 AM [+]    ::
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Scarface

Scarface was totally cool. Much funnier and interesting than I thought it would be. Less guts and gore and drugs than I thought, though still copious amounts. First movie that made me want to be an actor.

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:: Matthew 9:34 AM [+]    ::
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Innocent Kids Use Jar Jar Dolls As Masturbation Toys!

Yikes! Like The Onion on religion.

Thanks to Erik Carlson.

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:: Matthew 9:25 AM [+]    ::
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Stolen from Dave Barry's Blog

Fun with helicopters.

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:: Matthew 4:08 PM [+]    ::
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Ken Perlin's homepage

Ken Perlin's homepage

Very cool.

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:: Matthew 7:33 PM [+]    ::
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Talk Like A Pirate

Talk Like A Pirate Day, as every day should be. Thanks to Samanther.

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:: Matthew 12:12 AM [+]    ::
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Pirate speak

Truly how to write like a pirate.

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:: Matthew 12:11 AM [+]    ::
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Balls!

Howstuffworks "When a baseball player hits a home run, how do they know how far the ball traveled?" I was trying to figure this out the other day w/ my bro and his roommate James. Now I know. Though not too much info on how the camera version works.

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:: Matthew 8:17 PM [+]    ::
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Not updated 20game-losers.com

Galvin, Radbourn & Young. A "conversation" btwn HOF pitchers. I particularly like the Clemens bit at the bottom.

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:: Matthew 9:07 AM [+]    ::
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More on Doonesbury

Seriously, the Doonesbury Sunday comic is about Terrence's prostate cancer joke (see below for link). Then Monday's, Tuesday's and Wednesday's comics have been about flash mobs, which I'll be going to tonight, for the first (and most probably last time - as it's ending).

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:: Matthew 8:43 AM [+]    ::
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My life, in Doonesbury

Prevent prostate cancer.

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:: Matthew 8:40 AM [+]    ::
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Lots of SPAM, everyonce in a while something worthwhile

So I get a lot of spam at my nyu account, but I keep checking it b/c Anna sometimes emails me there, and I'm on some good email lists with that account and am too lazy to change it. So mostly it's just a distraction b/c I get new mail every 30 seconds. It's my own damn fault because I filled out a form while trying to get KFC gift certificates for an ex-coworker. But, whatever, I knew I was retiring it soon.

Point of all this: an email arrived today with the subject "Breaking News: Your Job Sucks," that shit cracked me up. Though it was spam, not something from Duffman.

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:: Matthew 6:53 PM [+]    ::
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Cyclones Advance in League Playoffs

Cyclones Advance in League Playoffs.

Very nice. Crowd of 5,504.

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:: Matthew 6:17 PM [+]    ::
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Yo Momma's So Fat...

From Angelo:

Yo Momma's So Fat...

- On a scale from 1 to 10, she rates a 747.
- She's not on a diet, she's on a "try it." As in, "What are you eating? I'll try it."
- After creating her for 6 days, he had to rest on the seventh day.

More to come.

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:: Matthew 1:40 PM [+]    ::
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Guinness, the DH and other.

The Straight Dope Front Page

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:: Matthew 12:42 PM [+]    ::
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Huh? Why are the bubbles floating downwards?

Technology Settles Longstanding Debate: Do Bubbles Float Downwards?

Well, guess I don't have to think about that any more at the bar. Back to obsessing.

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:: Matthew 12:33 PM [+]    ::
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More road cone fun.

aljfkds (2:37:31 AM): road cone

Auto response from MathGrace (2:37:31 AM): New E-mail address: MathGrace@optonline.net
AOL SUCKS ASS!!!!

aljfkds (2:39:36 AM): raod cone
aljfkds (2:39:42 AM): road cone
aljfkds (2:39:54 AM): road cone
aljfkds (2:40:00 AM): road cone
aljfkds (2:40:05 AM): road cone
aljfkds (2:40:11 AM): road cone
MathGrace (2:30:15 PM): thank you....

Auto response from MathGrace (2:30:15 PM): Later.

MathGrace (2:30:16 PM): I think
aljfkds (3:15:26 PM): Well, thank RJ - and the road cone that he allegedly stole last night to make it all possible.


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:: Matthew 7:50 PM [+]    ::
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Road cone!

Top ways to use the road cone that RJ allegedly stole and that is allegedly in my room:

Hat - to let cars know that they will have to go around.
Letting roommate know that you've spilled water on the kitchen floor.
Letting roommate know that the bathroom is pretty stinky.
Talking to roommate across the apartment if AIM isn't working.
Chasing dogs.
Prosthetic... well just about any body part is pretty funny.
Scaring off unwanted guests.
Beer funnel.
Table centerpiece.

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:: Matthew 7:47 PM [+]    ::
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D'oh

So I've set up the archive to work correctly, or at least it is passable. Of course, now I can't get the archive to be listed in the left-hand column. Argh.

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:: Matthew 1:42 PM [+]    ::
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Titles, how novel.

Also trying to update how I keep this dumb-ass blog on the server.

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:: Matthew 1:31 PM [+]    ::
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Heh, heh. Crack.

BTW, the google toolbar w/ the blogger link (Blog This!) is really cool. Scroll down to find out more.

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:: Matthew 1:22 PM [+]    ::
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