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:: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 ::

So a while back, I had this post about dating and war.

And here's the follow up as reported in Savage Love:

What you were thinking when you advised a 40-year-old guy to tell a 20-year-old barista about his sexual feelings for her? I was thinking about writing you to complain when a barista who works in the coffeehouse I run informed me that a man told her he had written the letter about her! Gross! Who wants to serve someone while possessing the knowledge that he spends "way too much time thinking about exploding [his] rocket all over her"?!

Let me clarify things for people with crushes on baristas: People get crushes on customer-service workers all the time. Think what a hellish existence they would have if everyone with a crush felt compelled to let them know about it. I don't care if there's a war on: Keep it to yourself. If you are one of the people considering making this bold move, please do everyone a favor and don't. Print my letter, Dan, because I have a hunch that hundreds of men around the country have told hundreds of baristas that they wrote that letter in Savage Love. Sign me...
Start Telling Annoying Retards Baristas Unlikely Conquests, Knowing Savage

Thanks for sharing, STARBUCKS.

Well there goes my whole pick up line. I'll just have to go the straightforward route now. Or hope that they aren't a barista at Starbucks.

Later.

:: Matthew 5:02 PM [+]    ::
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